Things are going from bad to worse. It turns out that he won’t be facing any charges, but the very fact that the SFA was even considering hauling Joe Worrall up was a load of complete nonsense. The SFA must think Celtic supporters are all sensitive wee souls like The Peeppul. I mean, why would anyone get upset over somebody saying, “Fuck the Celtic”? That’s the way it should be; no Fenians, Taigs or Tarriers. If you support one team, it’s only natural that you hate the others. The hatred of The Peeppul, however, has got nothing to do with football. If anything, Worrall’s statement was a breath of fresh air!
I was reading that Celtic players have fallen foul of this ‘not acting in the best interests’ shite before. At least nobody was banned or fined for it. They wouldn’t fucking dare. After all, if slagging off rival teams is such a dreadful crime, then, surely, Neo-Gers, and the deid team before it, should have been castigated long ago for “Celtic know all about their troubles” blasting over their PA.
The best bit of the Joe Le Taxi video is the skanky burd sitting next to him. You’ve got to laugh at her saying, “No surrender” when she’d clearly already surrendered everything she’s got. And not for the first time either!
Meanwhile, the big fight outside Nacho Novo’s pub continues to reverberate among the Huns. There was a thread on Follow Follow about it, with some of them claiming that it all happened in the beauty salon next door and had nothing to do with Novo’s pub. So, let’s see, a pub full of drunken bigots, fired up by an Orange band or a place where they stick on shellac fingernails and the only orange to be seen is in all the fake tans. God, that’s a hard one.
Incredibly, some of the mental bastards were claiming to have seen a gang of ‘Tarriers’ going into different pubs along Paisley Road West, trying to cause trouble. The implication, obviously, was that Celtic supporters were responsible. What a load of shite, especially when you think of that nose being bitten off. Can you imagine any Celtic supporter exposing himself to a mouthful of Hun snotters? As you might imagine, the thread has now disappeared.
If you hadn’t known that Nacho Novo was a Hun, you soon would after reading what he had to say about the incident. Yes, he says he’s ‘devastated’ and he and his staff have sent their best wishes to the man that was attacked, but he then goes on to prove his Hun credentials, saying,
“The attacker involved in the incident is not affiliated with the bar and not a regular of the bar.
This could’ve potentially taken place anywhere on Paisley Road, he just happened to stumble into our bar that day.”
He just happened to stumble into a bar where a Sash Bash was in full swing; that certainly wouldn’t take place anywhere else on Paisley Road.
Kris Boyd is seemingly getting upset about all the things being thrown at players. He’s practically tearing his hair out; something he really can’t afford to do. He’s a bit late to the party, though. Maybe if he’d condemned The Peeppul, who’ve been doing this kind of thing for years now, he’d seem a bit more sincere. Where was he when Leigh Griffiths had a battery thrown at him? And it wasn’t a wee AAA one either, but a big, fucking HP2; the kind you used to put in the torch you got in your Christmas stocking! It seems it’s only a concern when a Neo-Gers player is involved. Then again, Boyd is probably jealous because nobody’s ever thrown a pie at him. And that coconut’s got his belly rumbling as well.
Back on Follow Follow, they’re doing their nuts over a graph showing the teams supported by MPs at Westminster. The only Neo-Gers supporters among them are in the DUP and, even then, only two of them have declared allegiance to Ibrox. What happened to that wee lassie, Mhairi Black? I thought she supported them; or has she changed her mind? As one of The Peeppul puts it,
“You get what you vote for, Rangers (sic) hating scum. You can change it at the ballot box if you really want to.”
So, they’re going to base their vote on what team the candidates support. What kind of fucking moron does that? It doesn’t matter if you end up redundant, your kids sleeping on the streets and your life expectancy 40 years or less; as long as your MP supports Raynjurz, then all’s right with the world. They really are off their fucking heads.
Did you see that story about the guy that had all manner of dodgy books and videos showing women having sex with dogs, snakes, eels and God knows what other kinds of brute? I wonder if he’s got any with women having sex with bloody great silverbacks. If so, then it might explain where The Peeppul come from.
“Awright, troops? Ah’d like tae scotch a fuckin’ evil rumour thit’s been daein’ the rounds oan the internet. Thur’s folk sayin’ thit it wiz me thit bit that cunt’s nose aff an’ thur sayin’ Ah ate the fuckin’ hing. It’s a load-a shite. Thur tryin’ tae make oot like Ah’m some fat, greedy cunt, when Ah’m jist big-boned. An’ ye’ll no’ get me eatin’ human flesh. Ah’ll no’ even go doon oan ma Betty coz it’s against everyhin’ thit God an’ Ulster staun’ fur.”
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