Well, Hector certainly called that one right. The very first review of my new book on Amazon, before anybody’s even had a chance to read it, is by some sad Hun, calling himself Mr. A.B. Henderson. “A book for bigots written by bigots,” he says. That’s the thing about the stupid bastard; he doesn’t realise that his comment is a recommendation. When a bigoted Hun calls you a bigot, you know you’re doing something right! He’s obviously not read the book, so he’s just going by the title and the description. No doubt that’s as much as his mammy would read out to him. And “written by bigots”? How many does he think were involved? I suppose if it was a Hun book about Celtic, then about a thousand of them would have to pool their brain cells.
Hun Media, meanwhile, is waxing lyrical about D-Day and the great sacrifice made so that we could be free. That kind of pish really annoys me, since it’s so far from the truth. If Germany hadn’t been a threat to the British Empire, the British Establishment couldn’t have given two fucks. It’s only with hindsight that we get all the stuff about ‘fighting against fascism’ and the like. And you’ve got to laugh at the Huns saying things like, “The snp thought a German invasion would help their cause, and openly called for Scots not to join up, they are dirty bastards,fuckin scum.” So were they the ones to blame for all the Orange cunts hiding in the shipyards?
Lest we forget.
The Huns on Follow Follow are all cheering a leaflet that’s apparently being passed around in Glasgow. It accuses Call It Out of being full of terrorist supporters, with ridiculous pieces about some of the folk that were demonstrating outside St. Alphonsus Church. The thing looks quite professionally done, which makes you wonder who paid for it. Unless, of course, only one leaflet was produced and it’s being passed around the ludges!
I’m surprised none of them are up in arms about green, white and gold buses appearing again in Glasgow. I’ve not been in Glasgow to see for myself, but, according to Twitter, there are definitely a few going about. I remember a few years ago reading a Hun forum where they were moaning about the time, God knows how long ago, when all the buses in Glasgow sported these colours. One lunatic related how he walked everywhere while these buses were around. Presumably, he never had far to go. Can you imagine one of those fat bastards trying to waddle from Castlemilk to Springburn? He probably meant that he walked half a mile to sign on once a fortnight.
A dirty, Fenian, terrorist-supporting bus.
Strangely, we haven’t heard the final verdict regarding Sports Direct vs Neo-Gers. Supposedly, the judge was ready to spell out how much cash would be involved on Thursday, but we haven’t been told anything yet. It seems the Megastore was completely cleared out at the weekend, which has got The Peeppul all excited, thinking that things went against Mike Ashley. Considering Neo-Gers were already found to be at fault and Thursday was just about setting out the details. I doubt the judge suddenly performed a massive U-turn.
The Peeppul are also upset about the ones that were to build the memorial garden at Ibrox suing Neo-Gers for over a million quid for breach of contract. (That phrase sounds familiar.) The Peeppul can’t understand why the project was abandoned but maybe somebody that’s more familiar with Protestantism than your average Hun explained to the board how inappropriate the whole thing was. It’s one of the most unProtestant things you can get. John Calvin and John Knox will be turning in their unmarked graves at the very idea.
A Hun, unhappy at the abandonment of the Memorial Garden.
One of The Peeppul on Follow Follow has this to say, “This will likely be the first of many fatuous ‘Rangers Bad’ stories to be put out as deflection from the abuse scandal.” Actually, he’s got that the wrong way round. The desperate attempts to place all the child abuse issues in Scotland at Celtic’s door have obviously been to deflect from the financial woes at Ibrox.
The Peeppul got themselves all excited recently at a story in the Sun about Jimmy Savile being shown round Celtic Park. According to Hundom, this proves that Celtic was at the centre of a nationwide paedophile ring. I take it they’ll be condemning Savile’s best pal, Charlie Saxe-Coburg as well. And what of all the hospitals and charities that Savile raised money for? He was no doubt shown round their premises too. And what about the people of Glencoe, who had to pretend to like the cunt for years? The Peeppul and the agnivores are really digging themselves into a hole on this one.
“Will you stop fookin’ sayin’ ‘Charlie’. It keeps gettin’ me excited!”
Meanwhile, the Daily Record ran another one of its puff pieces about what a wonderful manager/coach Steven Gerrard is. Luis Garcia gushes about how he knew that Gerrard was going to be a great coach from “the way he was talking about the players he wanted to have in the Rangers (sic) team and the way he wanted his team to play”. Christ, if that’s all it takes then any cunt sitting in a pub could be a football manager!
It seems that next season, Neo-Gers are going to remove those five diddy stars from their tops. Now that Celtic have reached fifty, they seem even more pathetic than they did before. They’re going to be replaced by something more relevant to the ‘Gerrard Revolution’.
It’s amazing not just how out of touch the Tories are, but how utterly out of date they are as well. There’s Rees-Mogg, who dresses like a Viceroy of India and takes his nanny campaigning with him. Then there’s Boris Johnson, who uses language that would even embarrass the Duke of Edinburgh. Now we discover that even the drugs they take are from another era. Rory Stewart, who’s one of the candidates to lead the Tories and become Prime Minister, has admitted to smoking opium. I mean, who the fuck does that in this day and age? It’s reminiscent of Byron, Shelley and other pre-Victorian, louche, upper-class layabouts. Maybe the idea is to make the likes of Johnson seem more up-to-date. After all, his language and opinions at least come from the Twentieth Century!
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“A book for bigots written by bigots.”
Finally, I was reading a story about stupid American women shoving hoovers up their hootenannies in the belief that it would bring their periods to a premature end. There was a link to another story about something called ‘depressed vaginas’. I didn’t bother reading that one; I encounter enough sad cunts on my travels through Hundom.
“Awright, troops? Wur gonny hiv tae dae sumhin’ aboot the SNP’s anti-Proddissint agenda. It’s gauin’ oan aw ower Scotland, but especially in Glesca. Thur makin’ the streets no-go areas fur Proddissints while fuckin’ Irish terrorists kin staun’ ootside chapels, hurlin’ abuse it every indigenous Scottish Proddissint thit tries tae go past. Thur daein’ nuhin’ aboot aw the child abuse it Parkheid an’ tryin’ tae run Raynjurz doon in the meeja, makin’ up lies aboot court cases ‘n ‘at. An’ noo thur gonny force iz tae travel aboot in fuckin’ IRA buses! Thull no’ bae happy tae wur aw fuckin’ Kafflicks!”
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