NO OASIS FOR BOXY’S CARAVAN

On The Peeppul’s Media you’ll never guess who a lot of them are blaming for last night’s disaster. Then again, maybe it’s too easy to guess. It’s the referee yet again. Not only did he blow the whistle a few seconds earlier than the six minutes indicated on the board, he also sent Ryan Jack […]

NEW BLOOD NEEDED

As the media go over and over things to try to discover what went wrong on Sunday, there’s one thing everybody seems to agree on: Neo-Gers should have won. Ever since Neo-Gers was hatched five years ago, our beloved media have been building them up all the time, only to be shocked when they prove […]

SWALLOWS AND AMAZONS

Somebody was asking me about buying books from me direct. As I don’t own a printing press, the only possible way I could do this would be to sell Kindle copies. The person asking suggested that I set up a Paypal account, through which folk could pay, and then I could e-mail them a copy. […]

SEVEN SEAS OF LIE

As Boxy hands out the Seven Seas to make sure his old crocks make it through the winter, it looks as if Kreosote Kenny’s being missed out. His ancient, creaky joints have been seizing up and he’s got some kind of hamstring injury. KK’s agent, however, begs to differ, claiming that his client is being […]

ERRZI DEEVEEDEEZ ANNILEES MACAROON BARS!

Looking forward to putting your feet up of an evening? Well, why not treat yourself to one of Pat’s DVDs? Just follow the link at the bottom of the page to order. (PLEASE NOTE. DELIVERY NOT GUARANTEED.)   LAWRENCE OF ARABIA (Starring Mabel)   LAND OF THE GIANTS   THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS (He’ll fucking scare […]

TWIST IN MY IMPECUNIOSITY

Thanks, everybody, for all the positive comments about my blog on depression. I was quite overwhelmed, not only by the good wishes, but by the people that recognised and related to what I was banging on about. Some folk even found it helpful, which I’m pleased about; I wasn’t sure how it was going to […]

MY BIT ABOUT MENTAL HEALTH

Today, apparently, is Mental Health Awareness Day. Yes, another one of those ‘Days’ that the majority of people know nothing about and care even less. This business of having ‘days’ for just about everything doesn’t actually help as all the good intentions get lost in the sheer amount of ‘days’ that are foisted upon us. […]