SHARE AND SHARE ALIKE

I think it was Abraham Lincoln that said, “You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but The Peeppul will swallow any old shite you care to feed them.” They’ve all got the feel-good factor again, even though it’s practically a repeat of […]

AN XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL VICTORY

As The Peeppul celebrate King’s ‘victory’ over Mike Ashley, the rest of us are left wondering what the hell’s going on. Has Ashley suddenly been filled with a Carnegie-like sense of altruism? Is he, as JJ contends, looking to buy up Honest Dave’s shares and take over at Neo-Gers? The more likely scenario is that […]

PLAYING AT CHESS WITH ACTION MAN’S HEIDS

When I was fourteen, I used to go to a chess club in King’s Park. I once played against a man that was a one-time Scottish champion and nearly beat him. He confessed when we were finished that he struggled to understand what my strategy was. Just as he thought he’d figured it out, I’d […]

WHEN DINOSAURS RULED THE EARTH

A fucking shocking state of affairs for Scottish politics. Thirteen Tory MPs! I never thought I’d see that in my lifetime. Part of the fault lies with the SNP itself for not facing head-on the bigotry that had The Peeppul crawling out to put their X next to the Conservative and Unionist candidate. The fact […]

AN INNOCENT MAN

Craig Whyte’s been found ‘not guilty’ and The Peeppul are spitting blood. The look on Halloween Houston’s face was worth every penny of the tax-payers’ money spent on this farce. And the comments over on Peeppul-media are a joy to behold. They’re absolutely fucking raging! Not only was the jury made up of Taigs and […]

IT’S PARTY TIME!

My da’s party ended up being a bit of a disaster. Folk pulled out at the last minute and the bowling-club members barely showed face, apart from a few stalwarts. We obviously ended up with far too much grub, which some clown ripped all the cling-film off, meaning that it had to be chucked out […]

ANOTHER ONE FIGHTS THE RUST

A bit of déjà vu about Neo-Gers’ marquee signing for next season. Bruno Alves is already boasting how he’s going to wrest the title from Celtic and, no doubt, some of the agnivores will be predicting that he becomes Player of the Year. It’ll end in tears, just like last year’s big signing. Bruno is […]