MAO ZEDUNG

It looks as if a lot of Internet Bampots have fallen for part of the ‘Morelos to China’ pish. As anybody with any sense knows, the whole pile of lies was, first of all, to attempt to generate some interest in Fat Boy Dim down south. Failing that, The Peeppul could be assured that Neo-Gers […]

A DRY ORANGE SEASON

I watched a film a few nights ago that I hadn’t seen in a while. It’s called, A Dry White Season and it’s all about the Apartheid regime in South Africa during the Soweto Uprising in 1976. I didn’t think anything of it until I read Michael Gannon’s 2015 piece in the Daily Record, to […]

ROAD TO RIO

Here we go again! After Neo-Gers, as the Daily Record puts it, ‘swept Aberdeen aside’ with a 2-0 win, they’re coming down the road, closing the gap, going for 55 etc. etc. I didn’t see the match, but it sounds like they won courtesy of a lucky heider and, from what I’ve seen on Twitter, […]

PEPPA THE HUN

I was watching Peppa Pig the other day (with my granddaughter, I hasten to add) when something in it reminded me of The Peeppul. Peppa, her little brother, George and Mummy Pig were playing Piggy in the Middle. When it was George’s turn to be in the middle, he was far too little to catch […]

EX-CELTIC PLAYER CAUSES HAVOC

A family in Govan, the Williamsons, have been living in abject terror for the past few months. As mother of three, Mrs Williamson says, “We’ve been living in abject terror for the past few months.” Objects have been disappearing, plates and ornaments have been flying through the air and even when Mrs. Williamson’s eldest son, […]

THE CUP THAT JEERS

Well, that’s Neo-Gers buggered for the Florida Cup and, as Hector says, they’re none too happy about it. I’ve seen one clown moaning that, in the event of goal difference being the same, as it is between them and Ecuadorian club, Barcelona, the winner should be decided on ‘goals against’ not ‘goals for’. Unfortunately for […]

THE CUP THAT CHEERS

Well, that’s Neo-Gers’ participation in the Florida Cup over. They’ve now to come home and wait until the thing’s finished to see if they’ve won. Christ, it’s like a fucking raffle! Who ever heard of a football competition where you only play two games each and then wait until the points are totted up to […]