WILL THE REAL PRODDIES PLEASE STAND UP

With the news earlier this week that four soldiers were arrested on suspicion of being members of a Nazi terrorist group, National Action, it seems that there’s something rotten within our armed forces. The whole army, navy and air force are probably riddled with these Nazis from top to bottom. The big problem for the […]

THE FILTH AND THE FURY

When Hector told us about the young woman that was being bullied online, even when she was in hospital, a few posts that I saw on Twitter, and didn’t understand at the time, suddenly made sense. Jason Michael seems to think that the Government is somehow involved in this disgusting enterprise, given that the filth […]

PEDRO THE PEDAGOGUE

Just imagine you’d got your Higher results and you’d made it into university. You turn up at one of these great institutions and go to your first History lecture but you’re confused by what the lecturer is on about. If you didn’t know better, you’d swear that he didn’t know what he was on about […]

DEAL OR NO DEAL

Did you see that article the other day about transfer fees? The headline said, ‘Scottish clubs must start demanding proper transfer fees for its brightest talents’. Apparently, it’s past time that all Scottish clubs stopped being exploited by unscrupulous clubs in England, who deal in crazy money for players, while offering peanuts for those in […]

CARRY ON…FOLLOW THAT CAMEL

While Boxy proves that he’s one camel short of a caravan with his latest ravings, Gordon Waddell, in the Sunday Mail, paints a picture of him as Humphrey Bogart in The Caine Mutiny. You can just imagine him sitting at the press conferences, grinding his balls as he talks of using cold logic to find […]

THE SPECIAL NEEDS ONE

Celtic are through to the group stages of the Champions League and The Peeppul are beelin’. If you go on the Bears’ Den, some of them seem to have accepted the truth but most are as deluded as ever. Apparently, Celtic are shite, just the best of a bad lot and Brendan is an average […]

BOOK 4 HERE AT LAST!

Well, my new book’s available at last – but only on Kindle. The paperback will take another day or two to be on Amazon. If you click on the picture below, you can go straight to the Amazon page. Sorry if the price seems a bit dear (£1.99) but I mentioned before that I was […]