JOIN OUR CLUB

The Peeppul announce a new club for all supporters of the Universe’s Most Successful Team – Club 18-72. This is open to all Sevconians within the age range and promises to be an exciting development. Members can look forward to giving their money to Dave King in the form of ‘investments’ and ‘loans’ but that’s […]

A TASTE OF THEIR OWN MEDICINE

There’s nothing better than seeing a sneaky plan backfire on the perpetrators. Ever since Celtic was drawn against Sevco in the Scottish Cup, we’ve heard nothing but attacks on Ronny Deila. All the usual suspects have been out, especially in the Daily Record, dancing to Jabba’s tune that Ronny’s on his way out. They’ve even […]

MY NEW BOOK – YELLOW PERIL

I’ve got it finished at last. Presenting the follow-up to ‘Fear and Smear’ – Yellow Peril, The ‘SNP-BAD’ Campaign.   ‘The election of 56 SNP MPs to Westminster, out of a possible 59, and the SNP majority at Holyrood frightened the wits out of the Scottish and UK Establishments. It seemed as if, despite the […]

AN UNHAPPY BIRTHDAY

I’ve always been fascinated with Ancient Rome, ever since I had to learn some Roman history for my Latin exams. It’s amazing reading about the politics of the Republican era as well as the scandals of the emperors. At the same time there was I Claudius on the telly, which also helped foster my interest. […]

WEEPING WARBS

Christ, does this guy ever stop complaining? First it was plastic pitches, then the youth football set-up, then he wants the match with QOS postponed and now he’s whining about none of his players being picked for the national side. Not that he’s telling Gordon Strachan his job, you understand and he’s being totally respectful. […]

STRIFE ON MARS

It seems that there was life on Mars after all. The Daily Record proclaims that a picture taken by Rover shows a ‘crucifix’. Obviously they don’t understand the difference between a cross and a crucifix. The latter depicts the crucifixion and has Christ on the cross. This is essentially a Catholic symbol and is one […]

TRYING TO TAKE A RISE

There has been a lot of stuff in the papers and on Twitter about the guy that racially abused, sorry, xenophobically abused, Josh McGinness. The police were determined to get their man, giving out descriptions and details of where he had been sitting at the match. And now, it seems, they’ve got him. The next […]