MAIR SHITE

As expected, the knives are out for Tom Boyd after his entirely justifiable comments about Cheatin’ Beaton. Keith Jackson calls the comments ‘dangerous’ and accuses Boyd of not being a ‘reasonable human being’. Although he mentions Neo-Gers’ attack on Willie Collum, he hardly uses the same vicious language. He also fails to say anything about […]

THE ‘MHEDIA’S’ AT IT AGAIN

Well, that was hard going yesterday and it certainly gave all the greetin’-faced cunts something to get their teeth into. It’s a difficult enough job when faced with eleven men rarely moving out of their own box, but when Cheatin’ Beaton is officiating, it makes it doubly hard. A Dunfermline player does exactly the same […]

THE BLAME GAME

That’s some business model that Peter Lawwell’s running, eh? First, get Brendan Rodgers out, then get a more pliable character in that’ll do what he’s told. Next, cut right back on the spending, so that there’s more money to put in your own pocket. Everything’s going to be done on the cheap from now on. […]

STOPPING SOMETHING

I only saw the second half of the match on Saturday and struggled to see why everyone was moaning about Bolingoli. He looked okay to me and managed some impressive, precision passes. Maybe he was shite in the first half. I still think he’s going to come good. Speaking of coming good, Cheatin’ Beaton was […]

MOVING ON

Back in 1998 I started at yet another primary school in Glasgow. It was a P1 class, which I’d never had before so I was dreading it. It turned out to be not so bad and I got on really well with the children, which I usually did, probably because I have a similar sense […]

PEEPPUL KEEP FALLING ON MY HEAD

I remember at a primary school in Glasgow when there was a ‘Wet Play’, the Primary 3 class I was in charge of had their customary trip to the toilet, three at a time so there wouldn’t be any carry on. There was a right racket coming from the boys’ toilet so I went to […]

DON’T THROW YOUR SHITE AWAY.

Christ, the season’s only just started and The Peeppul are causing trouble already. There was the customary pitch invasion, of course, but some of them actually climbed on top of a shelter, in which their own disabled fans were sitting, and danced about on top of it, making it collapse. They could have killed someone. […]