No doubt The Peeppul will be clasping Boxy to their collective bosom and all will be forgiven. A crap team, a piss-poor goalkeeper and a referee letting certain players away with murder, all combined to gift a triumph to Boxy’s Losers. I didn’t see the match but even the BBC Scotland website was arguing that […]

In the 1930s, there was a cartoonist called David Low, who used to take the piss out of world politicians of the day. There was plenty to mock, with Stalin, Hitler, Mussolini and Franco strutting about on the world stage. He was often accused of being a warmonger, mainly because he laughed at those that […]

With a team full of worthless shite (did anybody know Peña was even on the pitch until he was subbed?), a camel-faced lunatic in charge and financial difficulties galore, you’d think The Peeppul would have enough to be upset about. It seems, though, that the biggest upset of their lost weekend was the GB finding out […]

If there’s one thing that always annoys me in the papers it’s that hoary, old chestnut that you can’t predict the outcome of a Rangers/Neo-Gers vs Celtic match, the form book goes out the window etc. It’s a load of shite and always has been but the agnivores have nothing else to cling to. It’s […]

The big topic in the Daily Record now is that nobody cares about Scottish football or, rather, Celtic and the club’s achievements within it. Craig Bellamy, who, even when he played for Celtic, was well-known for opening his mouth without any synaptic occurrence to control what he was saying, has got The Peeppul and the […]

Awww, isn’t it a wee shame? I’m talking, of course, about Neil McCann’s assertion that he has had ‘disgusting’ abuse directed at him from Celtic fans. He says, “I’ve heard some disgusting, despicable things but nothing they say will bother me.” Well, if it doesn’t bother him, then why the fuck mention it? Get back […]

The Daily Record is certainly pushing the case that Josh Windass doesn’t deserve to be punished for his gesture at Firhill.  To be honest, it would have been a pretty poor decision to hand him a ban for such an incident, but the DR is determined that it’s all down to their usual whipping boy, […]

Things among the agnivores seem to have got back to normal, after the shock of the result against Partick Thistle forced them to face up to how shite Boxy’s team is. Now, instead of scraping a fortunate draw due to the efforts of Willie Collum, they were “held to a 2-2 draw” and the result […]

The Peeppul got themselves a bit excited before the match at Firhill. All it needed was four goals and they’d be top of the table, albeit for a few hours. Still, that would be enough for The Peeppul to start boasting about ‘coming down the road’ yet again. As it turned out, four goals were […]

What a load of shite is being said about the Celtic v PSG match. The likes of Chris Sutton is going on about how embarrassing it all is, but he’s talking pish. All his stuff about how Celtic should have bought a centre-half is nonsense; even if they’d signed somebody built like an American-style fridge-freezer […]