I see the Daily Record is already beating the drum for El Guffalo being Player of the Year. He’ll probably end up being the ‘Sportswriters’ Player of the Year; the agnivores, as usual, will do what Jabba tells them. As to the Players’ Player of the Year, though, he hasn’t got a chance. When it […]

Everybody seems to have an opinion about what’s wrong with the Scottish football team and what should be done to improve things. As Hector said, there’s a bam on Twitter claiming that Raynjurz being ‘sent down’ the divisions has caused the dearth of decent Scottish players. Jim White is blaming both Celtic and Neo-Gers for…well, […]

The latest complaints from The Peeppul defy belief. They’re moaning about Celtic getting six minutes of added time on Sunday, even though they got the same amount the day before! The Dundee manager, Jim McIntyre, has been greeting about it as well, even though his own team almost scored in added time. If they had, […]

Thanks for the votes in the Blogging Awards but, as you might already know, I’m not that bothered. I’m not sure which category I’d fit in, unless there’s a Laughing-at-Neo-Gers/Raynjurz-Haturz one. Besides, if I went to any kind of awards ceremony there’s bound to be free booze and I’d end up getting pished and making […]

Back in my late teens/early twenties my brother was friendly with some dodgy characters. There was nothing these guys looked forward to more than gathering together to watch STV’s Crimedesk, with Bill Knox, to see if any of their latest escapades were featured. It was a badge of honour to have your crime mentioned and […]

According to the Daily Record, Brendan Rodgers wants to sign El Guffalo, with them saying that Leicester and Borussia Dortmund “had joined the race to sign” the thug. What ‘race’ would that be? Nobody has shown the least bit interest and, it turns out, Leicester and Borussia Dortmund aren’t interested either. The guy’s a fucking […]

Back in my teaching days, you needed to have your wits about you and often dealt with things in ways that outsiders would view as weird. For example, you’d get a boy that, at the least wee noise outside, would run to the window to see what was happening. Now, the immediate reaction would be […]

Well, that’s riled the Huns up no end. Just when they thought they’d clawed the gap back a couple of points, up pops Edouard to put their gas at a peep. I’ve read various comments on Twitter about how ‘lucky’, ‘jammy’, ‘spawny’ etc. that Celtic are. Aye, that’s right. Spend nine million quid on a […]