NEVER IN THE FIELD OF HUMAN CONFLICT…

The Daily Record has wheeled out another loser to talk about asterisks next to Celtic’s title. Apparently, he’s an ex-Rangers player and his name is Gareth McAuley. I’ve never heard of him and, from what I’ve seen on Twitter, nobody else has either. The name sounds like somebody you were at school with, then came […]

TEARS FOR SOUVENIRS

By God, the Huns are fucking raging! We can feel the heat from their bright red, angry heids away through here in the East. Twitter and Hun forums are more full of bile than usual and the Hun Media site seems to have disappeared up its own arse. Either that or they’ve blocked access to […]

BITTER NEVER STOPS

If you’re as old as me, you’ll remember an advertising campaign with hoardings all over the place saying things like, “Joe Mackay asked for it” or “Agnes Davidson asked for it.” It caught everybody’s imagination and we were all discussing what it could be about. It turned out to be for McEwan’s Lager. It was […]

GARDINER’S WORLD

If you have a look at Hun Media, you’d be forgiven for believing that you’d crossed over into a parallel universe. All the stuff about how the mainstream media, including the Daily Record, are against them and full of Raynjurz-hating Feenyins shows that the lift doesn’t go all the way to the top with these […]

BOOK OF LAMENTATIONS

So much for the smoking gun; more like a steaming pile of shite! Two-hundred pages that contain not a shred of evidence and nothing but the kind of accusations you’d find on a Hun website. Neo-Gers have yet again turned themselves into a laughing-stock and the only support they’re going to get among other football […]

THE BOOK OF NON-REVELATION

I see that Neo-Gers’ famous dossier has now been described as containing evidence of a ‘Lack of fair play.’ That’s a far cry from corruption, intimidation and skullduggery and bolsters the suspicions that all the ‘dossier’ contains is a list of refereeing decisions going against them, even though that’s got fuck all to do with […]

A LOAN AGAIN OR

Things are really getting out of hand now. Everybody knows that Neo-Gers have no evidence to show anybody; they’ve been bluffing and thought they could just push everyone around. Since they’ve promised to reveal their ‘smoking gun’ next week, the Huns and the agnivores are desperately guddling about trying to find anything with even the […]