I haven’t been on here for a while due to my depression. Don’t panic! I’m not suicidal or even feeling particularly down or anything, but anyone else with depression will recognise the symptom of sheer lethargy, where everything just feels too much like a chore. Basically, I can’t be arsed doing anything and I’m tired […]

Again, it was a case of what the fuck’s going on at Celtic. Is that all we’ve got, two strikers? Surely there’s somebody around that can put the ball into the back of the net. That glaring miss by Armstrong Okoflex showed the dangers of playing with nobody up front. It’s an absolute disgrace that […]

“There have been 1,875 new coronavirus cases confirmed in the last 24 hours. Every single one of those infections could have been avoided if only Celtic hadn’t gone to Dubai!” “The Feenyin bastards cost me the election!” I know we’re all pissed off about the trip to Dubai and its consequences, but the media and […]

I see the SPFL have managed to find a new sponsor, though this company isn’t sponsoring all the teams in the Premiership. For some reason, they’re refusing to sponsor Neo-Gers. I’m not sure what the company does, but it sounds a bit like Denman, who make hairbrushes. The lucky clubs have incorporated the company’s name […]

Anybody that thinks Brother Boabby wasn’t the major influence on that match on Saturday is living in Cloud Cuckoo Land. In the first half, when Celtic were dominant, every time the Celtic players were in the Neo-Gers goal area you heard Madden’s whistle. At one point Neo-Gers were defending in numbers, with the ball battering […]