I WANNA BE ELECTED

Just to make things more difficult for me to get around to writing a new blog, WordPress have decided to change the whole format and layout. Hopefully, it turns out okay as I haven’t a fucking clue what I’m doing. There’s all kinds of bells and whistles in the new format but when you click […]

CARELESS WHISPER

On Wednesday an unusual event occurred in Scotland – the sun came out. It wasn’t particularly hot, but it was enough to get folk out and gathering in parks. The polis were in attendance to make sure social distancing was adhered to, but, as usual, there were probably a few people that ignored all the […]

THE HUNVAX

It looks like all those conspiracy theories about the Covid vaccine were right, at least partly. I read somewhere that it affects your DNA and I laughed. I’m not laughing anymore! The conspiracy nuts think that your grandchildren might be mutants but, in fact, it’s a lot more quick-working than that. I mean, look at […]

THE PHONEY WAR

As we all predicted, now that Neo-Gers are entering the home straight, it’s time to reverse the Masonic helping hand and make it look as if it never existed. Does anybody believe that all that fucking pantomime at the Tony Macaroni was real? Neo-Gers get their first red card for the season, but it couldn’t […]