Thanks for the birthday wishes and, yes, that’s me 60 now. I always tell Der Fuhrer and Der Jungfuhrer about the famous birthday I share and, every single year, they’ve forgotten what it is. I’m not talking about Auld German Lizzie but the great city of Rome, whose foundation was traditionally set as the 21st […]

Children can be evil little bastards and constantly delight in getting each other into trouble. (Who remembers that infamous phrase from when they were in Primary 1-3, “Oh-Ah! You’re yopton!”?) It can be the bane of a teacher’s life trying to deal with the constant tattling and it could take up half the day to […]

If there were a cup for the biggest fucking brass neck, Neo-Gers would win it hands down. Not content with the SFA leaving it for over six weeks before taking action against their five Covid rules transgressors, Neo-Gers are now appealing the decision to hand the cunts a ban of four games. Injuries meant that […]