The Huns are still raging about what happened on Saturday. Many a radio would have been smashed off the wall and many a Hunnette punched when Abada scored. They’d already suffered a last-minute upset when Ross County got their third goal. What makes it worse is that there’s nobody they can blame but their own […]

For some inexplicable reason, El Guffalo has been picked for the Colombian squad in the World Cup qualifiers against Argentina and Peru. The only reason I can think of is that they’re going to travel by ship and need the fat cunt for ballast. Mind you, if he eats any more it won’t be just […]

If Carlsberg did weeks… Celtic winning with exciting new talent on display and the Huns left raging after experiencing that rarest of events – a penalty against them. The fact that Derek Ferguson’s son scored the penalty only makes things all the sweeter. You should read what they’re saying on Follow Follow, all manner of […]

I see folk are getting all riled because the BBC has been deleting bits of Chewing The Fat that won’t sit too well with today’s audience. I can think of some sketches that weren’t very funny first time around, like the family making the guy say words with the letter ‘s’ so they can laugh […]

Big Ange is obviously on a mission to succeed, having already signed five new players and it looking as if he isn’t finished yet. Of course, the agnivores can’t say anything positive about Celtic, so they’ve decided to claim that they’re piling up trouble for themselves by signing all these foreign players. Apparently, Celtic are […]

Happy New Year to everybody and I hope you all had a great Christmas. Sorry I haven’t been on here for a while, but I was preoccupied with two books. I tried to make a book each for Thea and Daniel in which they were the protagonists. Nothing heavy, just 24-page picture books. Fucking weeks […]