HUN HYDRATION

How many times have we heard the cry, “Always cheated, never defeated!” aimed at Celtic supporters? Well, as we all know, the Huns simply can’t accept losing and have been making up all manner of conspiracy theories for years, usually involving Glasgow Council and going all the way to the Vatican. Now they’re coming out […]

CRY ME A RIVER

Not too long ago, I provided a link to Nick Lowe singing I Love the Sound of Breaking Glass. Well, I love the sound of greetin’ Huns. After all their boasting and the media’s assumption that they only had to turn up to win, it’s great to see them brought down a peg or two. […]

UPCOMING SEVILLE WAR

As you all know, I peruse the Daily Record website most days to keep up to date with what’s going on in Huntopia. The past couple of days have been nightmare-inducing, with pictures of ugly, hate-filled faces, showing a lifetime of bile and bigotry; and that’s just the weans! Christ, the stuff isn’t even news. […]

CELTIC CINCH IT

Well, that’s the league done and dusted and the Huns are raging. It seems that they ‘handed’ Celtic the title while focusing on Europe. They’re even calling this title ‘tainted’, for fuck’s sake! Some of them are still convinced that Celtic benefited from umpteen refereeing decisions, while Neo-Gers were cheated. They ignore the fact that […]

I AM LEGEND

How the fuck did that happen? Neo-Gers getting to the Europa final I mean. And so much for RB Leipzig being a good team. Then again, I still think some high-heid mafioso has got a fortune riding on them winning the competition and has used a combination of threats and bribes to get them through. […]

ZOMBIE NOISE

I was asking on my last blog about Pat, Mick and the Irishman jokes but, after this weekend we should be talking about Billy, Billy and the Orangeman. The first Billy acts like a fucking thug, as does the other Billy and then the Orangeman comes along and blames everybody else, especially those fucking Feenyins. […]