Business as usual at Ibrox, with Cheatin’ Beaton in the middle and Nick Walsh on VAR making sure that Neo-Gers got a win. There’s no disputing the first penalty, but you just knew as time went on and Neo-Gers couldn’t score, that another one would be coming. Sure enough, right at the end, there it […]

Just as I, and everybody else, predicted, the Huns won against Hibs, though it wasn’t the close-run thing I thought it would be. I’ve read some folk saying that there was a bit of cheating going on, but I didn’t see any. I only saw the highlights on Sportscene, though, so I can’t be 100%. […]

It’s back to business as usual today, with the Huns playing a day before Celtic so they don’t suffer the pressure of being ten points behind again and, also as usual, they’re playing at home. According to Tavpen, they’re feeling confident since, apparently, Pat Butcher has improved the team considerably. How the fuck he makes […]

So, that’s yet another saviour turned up at Ibrox and this time it’s going to be different. They’ve decided against employing a second-rate Ange in the shape of Muskrat and have gone for Pat Butcher instead. Of course, our esteemed sports media are insisting that he’s the greatest thing since sliced bread and was simply […]

If you did History at ‘O’ Grade or ‘S’ Grade or whatever, you’re bound to remember the story of the sinking of the Lusitania. It was a passenger ship, coming from America, that was sunk by a German U-Boat. Then, and since, it has been seen as a war crime and an example of how […]

You’ve got to laugh at the morons in the media going on about Celtic ‘recovering’ from the ‘hangover’ of being beaten midweek. What the fuck are they on about? If anything, the players would be blazing mad after what happened in that game against Lazio. I didn’t see the match, but by all accounts there […]

Has there been a more consistent comedy series than the Neo-Gers saga? Sid James, Kenneth Williams and the rest will be rolling about in their graves through sheer envy. Well, that’s Ian Beale been shown the door and they’ve actually got Steven Davis and, God help them, Alex Rae as interim managers. According to The […]