I watched the game at Dens Park on Sportscene and, in an unusual twist, there was no studio analysis. No doubt they were all busy greetin’ their eyes out and it would have been more than they could stand to have to listen to Michael Stewart going on about how shite Neo-Gers are. As to […]

Well, if that game at Dingwall doesn’t convince the Huns that their team’s shite, then nothing will. The officials, as usual, gave them every chance, a Tavpen (of course) and an extra nine minutes to at least score an equaliser. They obviously thought that the game would turn out the same as the one against […]

Christ, can these bastards ever play a game without cheating? I watched it on Sportscene and Michael Stewart was so angry about that Tavpen, I though he was going to come down from the commentary box and punch Cheatin’ Beaton! And he was right to be angry. It was a fucking joke. Johnston got the […]

For fuck’s sake! The media are going overboard about Tavpen again. Apparently, he’s the all-time highest goal-scoring defender in the Universe, or some such thing. With the amount of penalties Neo-Gers get, it’s hardly a surprising statistic. And if it’s not penalties, it’s free-kicks just outside the box. With all the hyperbole, it’s hard to […]