It seems that Neo-Gers have improved under Gerrard after all. If you remember, under Boxy, they could only manage to win 1-0 against Progres Niederkorn at Ibrox. This time round, they managed a 2-0 victory. I wonder how they’ll fare in Luxembourg on this occasion. ‘M’oan the Progres! And, according to some of the agnivores, […]

As usual, The Peeppul desperately cling to any straw and delude themselves into thinking that everything’s fine. Their fervent hope is that Neo-Gers will only have to pay £1m to Sports Direct, since that figure was set as a cap in the contract. They don’t understand that Neo-Gers are the ones that reneged on the […]

JULIAN: Hi, everybody and welcome. I think we all know why we’re here. BILLY 1: Aye, so wae kin get wur bans liftit. JULIAN: Yes, well, there is that. But more than that, the Rangers board is trying to move the club and its supporters away from its reputation for bigotry. BILLY 2: An’ what […]

Steven Gerrard says he learned two things from the match against Blackburn Rovers but, really, he should have only learned one thing: friendlies mean fuck all. Essentially, what it means is that he’s learned nothing. He obviously still thinks that result against Marseille shows that they’re ‘coming down the road’. The latest news, however, might […]

Neo-Gers beat Marseille 4-0 in a friendly and suddenly they’re coming down that road again; you know, the road that’s been patiently waiting the patter of their size 10s for seven years now. The thing about friendlies is that they mean nothing. Most teams treat it like a kickabout down the park and couldn’t care […]

Christ, who the hell rattled Auld Rapper’s Delight’s cage? I don’t know how many times I’ve heard that story about somebody in a pub being offered a child to have sex with. I was even told that tale in a pub in New York’s Hell’s Kitchen as a guy was telling me about the pre-gentrification […]

Apparently, we’re all supposed to be scared because Neo-Gers are showing that they mean business. Beating Gibraltar team, St. Joseph’s, seemingly proves that they’ve made massive improvements and will be challenging Celtic all the way this coming season. Meanwhile, Celtic’s victory against Sarajevo has been immediately forgotten, as if it were just a friendly or […]

Never mind the Women’s World Cup Final, it seems the big game this weekend took place at Ibrox. Neo-Gers ‘stars’ showed their mettle in a 5-0 drubbing of the opposition, with the new boys especially standing out. It was, apparently, a fantastic victory, with exceptional skills on display. So who were they playing? Barcelona? Real […]

I wonder how much Neo-Gers have to pay Jabba to pay the likes of John Terry to spout shite like Neo-Gers narrowing the gap with Celtic. It must be a fair bob or two because you certainly can’t imagine that Terry honestly believes the absolute pish he was coming out with. He even regurgitates the […]